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Bancuri: Un spion american în Rusia

January 2, 2010 Written by nicolae
Română

Un agent secret american merge in Rusia intr-o bodega si incearca sa-si demonstreze ca nu va fi recunoscut ca nefiind de origine rusa.

Cere in cea mai perfecta rusa un pahar de votca si il bea dintr-o inghititura.

Rusii din bar se uita admirativ la el si zic:
- Tu esti spion american!

Americanul infuriat ia o balalaica de la unul de pe scena si incepe sa cante la ea ca un mester.

Barmanul si rusii din jur:
- Tu esti spion american!

Americanul mai incearca un truc. Cere orchestrei sa cante un cazacioc. Si incepe americanul nostru sa danseze ca apucat.

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