jokes
Thomas Nast immortalized Santa Claus with an illustration for the January 3, 1863, issue of Harper's
Barack Obama was approached by one of the media; it appeared he was going to win the election.
The reporter asked him, "Do you have any plans on making changes in the war in Iraq immediately?"
Obama looked at him, and said, "The first thing I want to do is switch generals. It seems to me that General Motors isn't doing too well, and I want to replace with General Electric
"The government of China announced that it will ban restaurants from serving dog meat during the Olympics. Which gives new meaning to the phrase, 'Hello Kitty.'" --Conan O'Brien
Ski-ing. Zing!
Ski-ing. Schwing!
Pling, Pling, Ka-ding.
Ski-ing. Ga-bing.
Oh yes, ski-ing’s the thing!
Ski uphill and down again! Fring!
Tell your friends on the telephone.
Ring, ring!
Yes, Ski-ing is like fine Ming!
Just ski and you feel like a King!
Or get a life instead.
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